stamp/blinkie collection

Stuff I made:

pov you greeted the world with open arms

banana peeeeeeeels

Sisyphus is rolling a boulder towards the Grand Hilbert Hotel. The hotel has an infinite number of rooms, but they are all full, so they may not be able to accomodate him or his boulder. If you choose to divert him, his boulder will destroy the Ship of Theseus. But the ship has had all of its consituent parts replaced, so it may not actually be the same ship. Is Sisyphus happy?

wow that's animals and stuff

why is the world in love again why are we marching hand in hand why are the ocean levels rising up it's a brand new record for 1990 they might be giants' brand new album floooooooood

how can I refuse?

one of a kind limited edition golden schlond poofa

i am starving bröther

brøther i cräve the forbidden lämp

15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance

it's funny because marriage is terrible

and their thatched-roof cottagessssssss

murray had a turtle his name was tiny tim he put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim he drank up all the water he ate up all the soap he tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat

i certainly didn't try this as a twelve-year-old only to be utterly disappointed nosiree

shrek was still hungry, so he ate a bolt of lightning. 'yum' said shrek. 'my diet is everything'

(click to open stamps with excessive flashing)

the system is down

Stuff my friends made me make for them:

my friend requested this as 'the girl from the toilet anime'

Stuff from around the internets:

woooooo onion bubs

due to my strong personal convictions i wish to stress that this record in no way endorses a belief in the occult

i am bee-ve

the time has come to bend at the knees

haha u got rickrolled haha

c is for cookie; that's good enough for me

fun fact both the music and font for this ad were unlicensed

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.

the only shoes I've worn for a good three plus years

bram stoker my love marry me pls

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA

i like trains

literally had the whole collection as a kid not to brag

still haven't read lotr lol

bröther may i have some lööps

6 times 7

you won't shoot

sloshaaaaaaaay

yummy yummy yummy yummy fruit salaaaaaaaad

thatched roof cottages

i'm afraid i've got some bad news, boys

oxford comma supremacy

i was raised by a cup of coffee

i won't hurt you unless you cheat

gosh!

my blood hurts

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self