• spectrophotometers
• my entire schedule
• the very annoying fly that has been squatting in my dorm for about four days or so
• the chain rule of derivatives
• approximately 3-4 specific French-Canadian monks from the 1930s
• adhd and ocd
• the corners of all tables, desks, and elevated horizontal surfaces in general
• passive-agressiveness
• misophonia
• ecology labs (i didn't sign up for a secretly-actually-just-statistics class ;-;)
• the exposed brick wall in my dorm that is gorgeous but secretly a trap to boil me alive
• the two pieces of my (allegedly) collapsible hammock that won't come unstuck from each other
• the gap in the headboard of my dorm-provided bedframe that my pillow always tries to fall through
• acne
• secondhand bookstores (they keep draining my wallet with my full express permission to do so)
• the stairs at my dad's house (they are going to be the death of me one day i can feel it)
• my three homework assignments that i am currently procrastinating despite the fact it's 9:32 pm and they are due at midnight
• the fact that a diet-Coke and non-dairy vanilla float looks identical to a root beer and regular-vanilla float
• face blindness